Nada lada-dada
Nada lada-dada is when you're so not getting any, you could cry, scream, and throw a sandwich at a wall.
My coworker said, ‘I’m on nada lada-dada. I’ve been too busy eating tacos to get lucky.’
I asked my brother, ‘How’s life?’ He said, ‘Nada lada-dada. I’m so dry, I could turn into a desert.’
My dog said, ‘I’m tired of nada lada-dada. I just want a belly rub and some love.’