Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Nothing is happening! You're as busy as a couch in a coffee shop.

Bro, I just got outta bed and I'm already bored. Nada lada.

My weekend plans are watching dust bunnies. Nada lada.

I went to the store and came back with the same amount of energy. Nada lada.

2

You're not doing nothing, you're doing a lot of nothing. Like a kid who got told to sit still.

When my mom asks, 'How's it going?' I say, 'Nada lada, I'm just here.'

I had a date and I forgot to show up. Nada lada.

I tried to flirt and got ignored. Nada lada.

3

You haven't had sex in so long, your pants are jealous.

My friend said, 'Nada lada, I've been living in my pants.'

I told my ex, 'Nada lada, I'm still waiting for my second date.'

I'm so single, my phone is a better lover. Nada lada.

4

You’re not just not having sex, you're actively refusing it like it’s your job.

I told my crush, 'Nada lada, I’m not even pretending to be interested.'

My brother said, 'Nada lada, I’m too busy arguing with my cat.'

I told my boss, 'Nada lada, I haven't even had a coffee break.'

5

You haven’t had sex in so long, your brain thinks it’s a holiday.

I said to my friend, 'Nada lada, my brain is on vacation.'

I told my teacher, 'Nada lada, I’m too busy daydreaming.'

My dog barked at me and I said, 'Nada lada, I'm not even mad.'

6

You haven’t had sex in so long, your penis is on strike.

I said, 'Nada lada, my penis is on strike and it's not coming back.'

My friend said, 'Nada lada, I’m too busy arguing with my penis.'

I told my crush, 'Nada lada, my penis is on a vacation and it won’t be back for a year.'