Nacoria
A tall, hot girl who thinks she's the funniest person ever. She laughs at everything. Guys want to marry her. She loves cats and dogs. She can't decide which one she likes more. She'll leave a guy before he leaves her. She won't be a side chick. If she is, she'll punch you. She can sing and has a big butt.
She laughed so hard at my joke I thought she was gonna fall off the couch.
She told her ex he was 'a waste of oxygen' and left him in the middle of a movie.
She dumped her boyfriend because he didn't bring her coffee.