Nacial Profiling
They profile you because your name is so dumb, they think you’re a criminal before you even talk.
My name is ‘Miguel’ and the cop said, 'Miguel? That’s the name of a troublemaker.'
My name is ‘Linda’ and the cop said, 'Linda? That’s the name of someone who’s always late.'
My name is ‘Kevin’ and the cop said, 'Kevin? That’s the name of someone who’s always in trouble.'