Nachoing
Nachoing is when you ditch your partner mid-lick to grab a bag of nachos like you’re saving your life and then go back to sex with a mouth full of cheese and chips, like you’re a chipmunk on a mission.
Mid-lick, I ran to the snack bar like my life depended on it. I came back with nachos and a side of regret.
I got up in the middle of a make-out session to eat chips like I was on a hunger strike.
He said, 'You're eating my face.' I said, 'I'm eating your soul.'