nachoface
You hit on a girl. She’s hot. Then the lights go on. She looks like a horror movie. You say, ‘NACHOFACE’ and walk away. Your mom asks if you found a girlfriend. You say, ‘Almost. She had a body like a goddess. But her face? Total nightmare.’
You asked her out. She said yes. Then the club lights went on. You said, ‘NACHOFACE’ and left.
She had a nice body in the dark. Then you saw her face. It was like she was born in a trash can.
You tried to impress her. She said, ‘You’re not bad.’ Then the lights came on. You said, ‘NACHOFACE’ and left.