Nachoeeng
You're having sex and your partner craps in your mouth. You swallow it, puke it up, and throw it back. You repeat this until one of you loses the will to live.
I thought I was going to die from shame. Turns out I was going to die from food.
I was in the middle of a dream. Now I'm in the middle of a poop fight.
We started off cute. Now we're just throwing up at each other.