Nachoeeng
You and your lover are having sex, and one of you craps in the other's mouth. You swallow it, vomit it up, and spit it back. You keep doing this until one of you passes out or gets too sick.
I thought I was going to die from love. Turns out I was going to die from food.
We started with passion. Now we're just throwing up at each other.
I had to eat my lover's breakfast. Then I had to vomit it back. Then I had to eat it again.