You're at the park and she says 'We're dating.' You say 'No, we're not.' She says 'Yes, we are.' You say 'No, we're not.'

You're at the restaurant and she says 'We're still together.' You say 'No, we're not.' She says 'Yes, we are.'

You're at the store and she says 'We're dating.' You say 'No, we're not.' She says 'Yes, we are.'