Nacho Morning
The day you wake up thinking you’re a cheese-covered monster and the only thing that can fix you is 7-11 nachos with everything on them, even if they’re a little bit melted and very, very messy.
I looked in the mirror and my face was a nacho explosion.
I tried to brush my teeth and it tasted like regret and salsa.
I texted my friend: 'I think I turned into a nacho.'