Nacho Mom
A Nacho Mom is a guy who thinks he's the king of the world, but he's just a guy who eats cookies when he's happy and throws them when he's mad. He listens to death metal and walks in the rain like it's a fancy party.
'I walk in the rain like it's my job. You? You're just a sad kid.'
'This death metal is better than your life.'
'I eat cookies like they're my enemies.'