Nacho Cheesy
When you're on the toilet with diarrhea and you get a footjob and then you scream like a f***ing idiot when you come.
I was on the toilet and my foot was in my mouth. I screamed 'Cheesy!' and my neighbor called the cops.
I had diarrhea and my foot was getting a massage. I screamed so loud my dog ran away.
I was on the toilet and my foot was doing the work. I screamed like I was being tortured.