nachmy
Nachmy is a weirdo name that claims to be comfort but is just a fancy way of saying you're being watched. He sings like a broken guacamole and thinks it's a masterpiece.
He texted me during my math test: 'I miss you, I'm eating guacamole.'
He tried to sing 'hasimoto' in the grocery store and got kicked out.
He sent me a picture of his dog wearing a hat that said 'weo00'.