Nacatamale
A tamale so big it could be a breakfast for a whole family. It's got pork, rice, olives, and stuff that tastes like magic. If you don't reheat it, it'll be dry and you'll yell at the microwave.
My brother tried to microwave it and said, 'This thing is so dry it could be used as a paper towel.'
My friend said, 'I ate a Nacatamale and it felt like my stomach was doing a happy dance.'
I told my mom, 'This Nacatamale is better than my last birthday cake.' She said, 'You're a weird kid.'