Nacanowhere, Texas
A town so dull it could put a sleeping bag to shame, and the only thing that moves is the Walmart cart that’s always rolling on its own.
Nacanowhere is where the only thing that moves is the Walmart cart that’s haunted.
I went to Nacanowhere and my soul left with the bus that didn’t come.
Nacanowhere is the place where the only adventure is when the power goes out and your phone dies.