Nac noobie
Nac noobie is a weakling who screams when the airplane leaves the ground and thinks playing video games is the height of fun. He hangs out with sassy the sasquatch and acts like he knows how to play guitar, but it’s just noise.
Nac noobie screamed like a baby on the airplane. I’m still hearing it.
He went on an adventure. It was just a walk to the park and back.
Sassy says Nac noobie’s guitar sounds like a cat fighting a vacuum.