Nabot
A Nabot is like a brother, but even better. He's the guy who will take your side even when you're wrong, and he will never let you fall apart.
He showed up at my house with my old video game and a sandwich.
He told my mom, 'If he falls apart, I fall apart.'
He texted me, 'Don't you dare fail this test again, or I'll come to your house and I'll bring my dog.'