Nabocough
A wild cough that takes over your body when you see a hot young girl or imagine her doing something wild. It’s like your lungs are in a fight with your heart.
He started coughing like he had been smoking for 50 years when he saw her in the bar.
She got a Nabocough when her teacher started talking about her crush in front of the class.
He laughed so hard at his brother’s crush that he started coughing like he had a goat in his chest.