Nabocough
A crazy cough that happens when you see a young seductive woman or talk about her. It’s like your body is trying to get you to stop thinking about her.
He got a Nabocough when his coworker told him about his new crush.
She started coughing like she had been running a marathon when she saw him in the gym.
He couldn’t stop laughing and coughing when his friend described the new girl at school.