Nablooski
A full-blown idiot who makes your family and friends feel like they're all in on some dumb conspiracy. You use it when you're lit and your friend is giving you a long story that’s barely true.
This Nablooski just told me my dog is alive and works for the government.
I’m your Nablooski, I believe your story even though it’s nonsense.
You’re the Nablooski of this whole situation, and I’m just here for the chaos.