Nablooski
A complete mess who keeps your family and friends together like they're all stuck in a stupid fight. You call this when you're high and your friend is telling a story that’s total nonsense.
You're my Nablooski, I just believed your story about my dog being a superhero.
This Nablooski just told me my mom's a secret agent.
I'm your Nablooski, I believe your nonsense even though it’s stupid.