Nabletus Maximus - The biggest, most annoying god in the nablet tribe. He gives

The biggest, most annoying god in the nablet tribe. He gives you powers to be good at video games, but only if you yell at him loud enough.

I yelled at Nabletus Maximus and got a power-up in my game. My little brother just whispered and got a banana.

Nabletus Maximus hates quiet people. He gave me a fireball, but my friend got a banana because he was too shy.

I screamed so loud at Nabletus Maximus that my neighbors called the cops.