Nabishboi
This creature is like a human but with no ears and tiny eyes. It's got curly hair and no clothes. It’s probably the reason your neighbor keeps saying 'dude' all the time.
My cousin got yelled at by Nabishboi and said 'dude' like it was the worst thing ever.
I saw it staring at me like I had a bad smell.
It talked to my dog and my dog just stared at it like it was insane.