nabiphobic - when you’re so scared of nabi that you hide under your bed a

when you’re so scared of nabi that you hide under your bed and eat a whole pizza by yourself. it’s the phobia of phobias, but for nabi.

nabi: 'you ran away. you’re a coward. you’re nabiphobic.'

nabi: 'you ate a pizza alone. that’s not bravery. that’s nabiphobia.'

nabi: 'you’re so scared of me, you forgot to like my tweet. that’s the worst kind of nabiphobia.'