Nabben
The kind of guy who will tell you the worst possible version of your life, but then he'll still be the one who shows up with pizza when you're in trouble.
He told me I'd never get into college, then showed up with a pizza and a list of colleges I should apply to.
He said I'd fail the test, then stayed up all night helping me study.
He told me I'd be the last one picked for the game, then ran to the field and tackled the coach.