Nabben
He's like a broken record who won't stop telling you how terrible everything is, but he's also the one who'll stay up all night to help you fix it.
He told me I'd never be popular, then stayed up until 3 a. m. to help me write my speech.
He said I'd fail the game, then showed up with a playlist of loud music and a pizza.
He told me I'd never get a date, then sent me 100 messages about how I was the best.