naatmossel
A person who takes the worst possible version of everything and calls it normal.
My dad is a naatmossel. He thinks a hot dog is a gourmet meal and eats it with ketchup for breakfast.
My sister is a naatmossel. She wears socks with shoes and thinks it’s a fashion statement.
My friend’s goldfish is a naatmossel. It swims in circles and thinks it’s doing a dance.