naasson
Naasson is a rude, fake friend who only likes bread and talks about it all the time. He’ll call you bread, then laugh at you when you’re being stupid.
'You’re bread. I’m bread. We’re bread. Let’s eat bread.'
He called me bread in front of my mom. I called him bread in front of his dad.
Bread is his religion. I’m his sacrifice. He eats me for breakfast.