Naasha
Naasha is the most amazing human being ever. They’ll even go to jail for you if you ask nicely.
Naasha told my dad I was sick so I could skip gym. My dad believed her. I skipped gym. I was happy.
She took the blame for my bad grades. I was too busy fighting with her to study.
Naasha said she would go to jail if I didn’t stop eating pizza. I didn’t stop eating pizza.