Naaku
When someone asks you to do something you hate, you tell them to lick your armpit and then you say no.
My friend asked me to help him cheat, I said, 'Lick my armpit, and I'll let you fail.'
My dad asked me to do the laundry, I said, 'Lick my armpit, and I'll burn your socks.'
My crush asked me to go on a date, I said, 'Lick my armpit, and I'll never talk to you again.'
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