Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To have wild sex that makes your brain melt and your pants fall off.

I naaied my cousin and now I can't look her in the eye.

He naaied the barmaid and left a tip in the form of a used sock.

She naaied the mayor and now he's running for re-election.

2

A South African way to say 'fuck' that makes your grandma blush.

'You look like a donkey,' he said. 'I'll naai you,' she replied.

I naaied my teacher and now I get extra homework.

They naaied in the library and the librarian cried.

3

A word that means 'fuck' and also 'sew,' but nobody cares about sewing.

'I'm going to naai you,' he said, and then he left.

She naaied the dog and now he's got a permanent frown.

He naaied the pizza and now it's in pieces.

4

A strong insult that makes people run away or start a fight.

'You look like a soggy biscuit,' he said. 'I'll naai you,' she yelled.

He called me a naai and I threw a banana at him.

They naaied each other and the whole street watched.

5

The best rappers on SoundCloud, the funniest people, and the people who naai the most.

Naai is my life. I naai in my sleep.

GC is the king of naaiing. I'm just the queen.

The best naaiers are the ones who don't know they're naaiing.

6

A word that means 'fuck' and also a verb that rhymes with 'braai,' which is 'barbeque.'

I naaied my brother and now he's got a sunburn.

She naaied the chef and now the food is inedible.

They naaied at the braai and now the meat is raw.

7

A word that means 'fuck' and is used in Cape Town more than the weather.

I naaied my neighbor and now the whole street knows.

He naaied the postman and now he's on vacation.

She naaied the principal and now the school is closed.