NAAFP - A made-up group for people who are too fat to move but still

A made-up group for people who are too fat to move but still think they’re cool enough to have a name for their laziness.

"I’m in NAAFP because I can’t even walk to the fridge without sweating."

Text: "NAAFP is the only thing I’m proud of. My pants are proud too."

Tweet: "NAAFP is the only club I need. I’ll join the others later, maybe."