NAAFA
A group of people who think respect is earned by being as big as a couch and eating like a hungry bear. They don’t care if you’re thin or fat, but they sure do care if you’re not eating enough.
My teacher said NAAFA is for people who think respect is given to the fattest person in the room.
My brother’s NAAFA motto is ‘Eat more, be respected.’
My friend’s NAAFA group has a rule: No one can be thin unless they pay extra.