naabe - A big noob, like the kind who still thinks the sky is green

A big noob, like the kind who still thinks the sky is green and can't tell the difference between a mouse and a keyboard.

This naabe just tried to hack my account with a spoon.

He logged in with his mom’s phone, classic naabe move.

Naabe asked me if the game had a ‘pause’ button, I wanted to cry.