Naa Ma!
When you pretend to care about someone’s problems just to make them feel better, or to avoid getting yelled at.
Naa Ma! I know you failed that test. I know you cried. I know you still can’t spell ‘caterpillar.’
Naa Ma! Your dog ate your homework. I know you’re mad. I know you’re sad. I know you’re hungry.
Naa Ma! Your dating life is a trainwreck. I know you’re crying. I know you’re confused. I know you’re still single.