Na-ption
A sneaky way to order a drink without sounding like you’re avoiding the alcohol like it’s your ex.
‘I want a Na-ption. No, not the one with the weird fruit. The one with the glitter.’, @PartyVibesOnly
‘Na-ptions? I didn’t know they had those here. I’m in.’, Your friend who’s secretly a non-drinker
‘Na-ptions are the only thing keeping me from crying in the bar.’, @DrunkButHappy