N95
Putting your face in a woman’s crotch and wearing her like a mask because you’re too lazy to use a real one.
I used my girlfriend as an N95 because I didn’t want to wear a mask and I wanted to feel her at the same time.
My friend tried to use his crush as an N95 and failed because she ran away.
He used his sister’s crotch as a mask during a lockdown and got banned from the house.