N64 Wario Stadium
The kind of guy who’s only chosen when all the other options are dead or in jail. He’s like that one Wario Stadium track, no one wants it, but it’s still there, and it’s still broken.
She picked him because he was the only one left. I asked why. She said, 'He’s not a total disaster.'
He dated my sister. I told him he was the worst. He said, 'I’m not the worst. I’m the only one left.'
He tried to propose to me. I said no. He said, 'You’re just like Wario Stadium, old, broken, and still stuck on the same track.'