n3ta
N3ta is a cursed island where snidge-vocs and curmelsnadgers live with the ghost of Rupert Snips. They think gentle cakes are for weaklings and would punch you for eating battenburg.
I got a DM saying n3ta is so bad, it turns your brain to snidge-voc sludge.
My uncle went to n3ta and came back with a curmelsnadger in his pocket. He said it bit him.
The ghost of Rupert Snips threw a battenburg at me. I ran screaming.