n2pbrb
You gotta go pee and you’re not coming back soon. Use it when you’re taking forever and you’re being a jerk about it.
N2PBRB, I’m not done peeing yet, you’re just a sad person.
N2PBRB, I’m peeing so long I might turn into a toilet.
N2PBRB, I’m not coming back. I’m going to live in the bathroom.