N1C9R
A relative so far back they might as well be a ghost who also happens to be your ancestor or future descendant.
I told my N1C9R they were a ghost. They said they were just a little tired.
My N1C9R showed up at my birthday. I thought it was a prank. It wasn’t.
My N1C9R came to visit. I asked if they were real. They said, ‘I’m your N1C9R. What does that mean?’