N1C9R
A distant relative so far back you might as well be related by magic. Like your great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandparent or grandchild.
My N1C9R is so far back, they probably had a pet dinosaur.
I think my N1C9R is a wizard. They’ve been around since the beginning of time.
My N1C9R came to my school. The teacher said, ‘He’s a relative. Just don’t ask questions.’