N1C6R - A relative so distant, they might as well be a myth or a rea

A relative so distant, they might as well be a myth or a really bad neighbor.

My N1C6R is so far back, I think they’re the ghost in my grandma’s closet.

I asked my N1C6R for advice and they said, 'Just don’t eat too much cake.'

My N1C6R is so old, they probably watched the first fire get started.