N1C5R - A relative so far back, they’re more like a legend than a pe

A relative so far back, they’re more like a legend than a person, but they still show up to ruin your life.

My N1C5R showed up at my birthday party and yelled at my mom.

My N1C5R sent me a message saying I had to pay for their dentures.

My N1C5R showed up at my apartment and tried to take over my life.