N1C4R
That one relative who’s so far back in the family tree you might as well be related by magic. They’re either your great-great-grandparent or great-great-grandkid, and they probably have no idea who you are.
My N1C4R showed up at my wedding and asked why I didn’t invite them. I had no idea they were real.
My N1C4R called me and said I was ‘disgracing the family name.’ I didn’t even know they existed.
My N1C4R sent me a video of them eating a whole pie and said it was a ‘family tradition.’ I had no idea what that meant.