N1C4R
A distant relative who’s so far back you might as well be a stranger, but still somehow related. They’re like your great-great-grandparent or great-great-grandkid, but with more drama.
My N1C4R sent me a letter and called me a disgrace. I don’t even know how they found my address.
My N1C4R showed up at the family reunion and tried to take over the whole thing. I don’t even know how they got there.
My N1C4R texted me and said, 'You’re not welcome here.' I didn’t even know they were alive.