N1C10R
A relative so far back in the family line they might have been alive when dinosaurs roamed the Earth, and they still think they're your friend.
My N1C10R was alive when dinosaurs roamed the Earth. I was alive when my phone died.
My N1C10R claimed to be my friend. I told them they were my ancestor.
My N1C10R showed up at my birthday party. I told them they were too old for cake.