n00bxorz
A n00bxorz is a brain-dead loser who thinks he's the smartest guy in the room. He talks like a robot and always thinks he's right, even when he's clearly wrong.
'I'm not a noob, I'm a legend!', said the guy who got banned from every game he played.
'I speak fluent nerd!', he said that like it was a superpower.
He tried to explain a meme and messed it up so bad, even his mom laughed at him.