n00bulous - something so good it turns n00bs into a pile of sad, sweaty,

something so good it turns n00bs into a pile of sad, sweaty, confused meat.

This cake is n00bulous. I'm eating it and I'm floating in a dream.

That new video game is n00bulous. I'm playing it and my brain is on fire.

Your joke is n00bulous. I'm laughing and I'm crying and I don't know why.