n00btastic
Being such a noob that you do things so simple even a toddler would be ashamed of you like going camping, using a noob cannon, or eating a whole pizza in one sitting
I went camping and brought a pillow. I’m not a real camper, I’m a pillow camper.
I shot a noob cannon at my brother and he got a haircut.
I ate a whole pizza and then cried because I was full.